316. SATURN DREAMING OF MERCURY

Written by Chip Johannesen and Jordan Hawley
Directed by Paul Shapiro
Original Air Date: April 9, 1999

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Brief summary: Coinciding with the arrival of a strange new family in the Black's neighborhood, Jordan's gift alerts her to the presence of evil and an adversary her father has encountered before.

Rogue's Review: If "Borrowed Time" didn't clinch Brittany Tiplady's receipt of another Young Actors Award (the same one she won last year), then "Saturn Dreaming of Mercury" will definitely bring home the prize. The focus of the hour -- at last -- is on Frank Black's gifted daughter Jordan, growing up over the last three years before our eyes into the sweet, tough, troubled young lady who now truly grapples with her gift for the first time, taking it upon herself to save another child from a potentially dark fate...

While "Saturn" is by no means a perfect episode, it succeeds by primarily keeping the focus on Jordan and those closest to her. For the first time, Jordan even gets to interact with Emma, and she does so in particularly fine kid-fashion ("Can I come in?" Emma asks from her bedroom doorway; "You already did," Jordan sulks). The child is moody, mercurial, and disturbingly alone in her traumatic understanding of the darkness within the Sanderson family -- in other words, she's the quintessential "weird" kid, stuck outside the group, trying to make her lonely way through the world... much like her father before her.

Too bad writers Jordan Hawley and Chip Johannessen chose to clutter such a wonderful character study with all the worst trappings of the horror genre: remote-viewing glass eyeballs, antique furnaces in gloomy cellars, shovels to the cranium (oh yeah -- Frank just walked away from that! Right!), and a jittery Welcome-Wagon lady who has NO business in the business she's in!

Even Jordan's invisible friend Simon seemed poorly conceived -- was he truly attempting to aid Jordan in preventing another death, or was he part of the treacherous Legion plot all along? He leads Jordan to the Sanderson home to save Lucas -- but puts her into mortal danger by doing so; meanwhile, he's capable of using the Internet to alert Hollis to Jordan's situation... That whole subplot perturbed me, confusing an already thick and weighty scenario.

Fortunately, the outcome discarded the Simon story altogether in favor of one much nearer and dearer to our hearts. I admit I was utterly stunned to discover the truth about Will Sanderson and his son Lucas -- I had expected (given Lucy's appearance in the Previously-on-MILLENNIUM teaser) to learn that Lucas was in fact another lost CHILD of Lucy's, perhaps being raised by another Legion minion (Sanderson). But the final outcome was chilling - Lucas himself turns out to be Frank's arch-nemesis. No more puttering around trying to get him to stay outa the way -- Lucy's out for blood. And no one... not Jordan nor Frank himself... is safe from her wrath now.

The terrific thrills and chills of the hour more than make up for its shortcomings, but a couple additional criticisms beg to be made:

1. WHY does Frank continue to leave Jordan unattended week after week? In the opening sequence, he just walks inside, leaving her alone out front. I know the child is growing up and needs to learn responsibility, but wouldn't he be insane with worry over the potential threats to her, from Legion AND from the Group?

2. There's real, tangible affection evident between Lance and Brittany, but Frank's affected kiddie voice was somewhat creepy, especially the "You liiiike?" line. Yeesh. Goofy talk I can accept, but let's avoid the trenchcoated-pervert voice from now on, Frank! (Brittany recently told me Lance regularly torments her on-set to make her giggle, so one might assume he was messing with the kid here, that prankster...)

Those comments aside, a few stand-out moments for me:

1. Anyone else catch Jordan's pouty face when she's sitting with Frank in the doctor's office. Watch the moment closely. SHE LOOKS JUST LIKE CATHERINE. It's eerie! A nice moment, and a heartwrenching one.

2. The opening segment was great -- what an explosion! Well-developed kickoff to a startling and creepy episode.

3. The crash of the "welcome wagon" was horrific!! The death of the woman (who was last seen as the aging stripper and broken-hearted demon lover in "Somehow, Satan Got Behind Me") is perhaps the single goriest moment yet on the series. And while it was a bit over the top, what the hell -- it made me shudder, and ANY strong reaction from a current-season 1013 production is worth noting!

4. Frank's line (regarding Sanderson), "He wouldn't be the first husband to murder his wife and change his identity." Nice mini-homage to the Terry O'Quinn movie THE STEPFATHER, in which TO'Q murders his wife and changes his identity!

5. "Which of us is stronger, Frank?" Brrrrrrrrrrr!!! And as much as I've criticized David Lynch lately, the quirky director immediately came to mind during the head-thrashing, shapeshifting finale -- Lucy/Lucas's convulsive metamorphosis reminded me of the closing moments of Lynch's disturbing 1996 film LOST HIGHWAY. Again... brrrrrrrrrrr!!!

Overall, a winning episode, despite its flaws. And kudos to Brittany T. for the performance of her young life. Give me more like this one!

p.s. Regarding the title, "Saturn Dreaming of Mercury," my fiance Heather and I pondered whether it refers to the placement of the planets, a metaphorical analogy to Jordan dreaming of her future, of becoming closer to the sun, or the truth of her nature. The question then becomes... will she be able to withstand the fiery assault of that nature? Or will it consume her, as it did Lara? [RATING: 8/10]

   
   

 

   
     
   
     
 

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