MILLRNNIUM

"Powers, Principalities and Purple Potatoes"
by Shiver (carrolln@infomatch.com)

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This was inspired by the episode "Powers, Pricipalities, Thrones and 
Dominions." In particular, the scene in which Samiel blasts Pepper by 
reciting the little ditty...

"By Uri-el

And by Razi-el

Powers, Principalities, Thrones and Dominions

I bind and command you: stand.

I, Sam-iel, whose hand I am

Bound by His will

Command you: depart."

"Die, you son of a bitch"

(um... maybe that wasn't part of the classical 

form of the spell)

Hmmmm... thoughts arise....

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DR SEUSS MEETS MILLENNIUM

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Sam-iel (or samael-whatever): 

Yes it's I, my name is Sam.

Sam's my name, whose hand I am.

You wouldn't take my green eggs and ham.

That's it for you Pep' - Kablam!


Pepper (aside): Oh not again, I hate this stuff-

As though being et by pigs is not enough!

I told Lucy this operation stank-

I only wanted to hire Frank!

Everyone's so hard on me!


Sam: Prepare to die you SOB!


Frank: (runs in) Hey wait where did that demon go?


Sam: Demon? Legion? How'd you know?

You weren't supposed to find that out-

That's what the season finale's about.


Pepper: I think he's psychic.


Frank: Oh no I'm not! Oh no I'm not!

Ordinary visions is all I've got!

(to Pepper) I won't I won't I won't join you!

It's the last thing I'd ever do!


Pepper: That's alright I don't mind waitin'

Join us Frank! Worship Satan!


Sam: Frank please if you don't mind leavin' 

I've got to exorcise this demon.


Frank: Come on Sam, please tell, please tell!

Are you Samael or Sam-iel?

Please answer, tell me who is who,

Or else I'll cry! Boo hoo! Boo hoo!


Pepper: I thought your question was always "Why."


Sam: That's it Pepper/Phoestus - die!

By Urziel and Raphael

(Now I'm carted off to jail.)


Frank: Will I see you again? What should I do

When Pepper comes back in season two?

And Lucy wants to steal my soul?


Sam: I'll tell you if I get parole.